About: I do system and network administration for money, play bass in a punk band, and melt glass (flamework) and work on my vintage vespas in my spare time. I use to do the Netpunk column for Maximum RocknRoll magazine ('96-'03), but gave it up when I got bored. I'm often found at emusic.com, posting the daily New Releases in the forums, from scraper scripts I cobbled together. I'm the inventor (in my mind) of rubber garages and gently-slamming toilet seats. One day they'll become a reality. Oh, and I have a tendency to accidentally burn, cut, bruise, and blister whenever I get near hot, sharp, blunt, or raspy objects.